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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via lolsleeping)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
yourresidentialnerd: 3,18,19,34,36,47, and 50 😘

scrmnlaughter:

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

idk when i was younger most of my friends were guys so i was a lot more used to them in a way? but it’s about even these days

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

sit your ass down sara … the crimson king 7__7, your cOUSIN, parkor boy 7__7, MICHAEL CLIFFORD, someone else’s boyfriend that i expressed my utter hatred for and look where we are now, and many more

19. If you could change your eye color would you?

no i’m a brown eyed girl

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 

end of 8th grade trough freshman year i guess 

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

you and some other friends

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

do you mean every latin class, beach trip, and awful decisions then yes but also the good things too

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

yaaaaaaaas you’re very purdy

scrmnlaughter: 2, 3, 29, 30

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Yes I would totally date. 18 year old right now!

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Boys because they are easier to hangout with

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
I don’t think so.

30. Does anyone hate you?
Yes it seems that a lot of girls hate me idk though why

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